September 2010

The Human Centipede: Ass to Mouth

Damn public opinion. And damn the scientific community’s dismissal of this film on the basis of its impossibility.

The fact that The Human Centipede’s director, Tom Six, proclaimed it as accurate should have been pretty easily figured as a marketing ploy. And even if it wasn’t, the idea could be chalked up to his being the kind of guy who conceived of the whole thing in the first place.

What is it that I’m referencing?

Well, the connection of three human beings from ass to mouth, of course. That middle link, obviously has the worst deal. At least the guy in the front didn’t have a rectum affixed to his face and the girl in the back didn’t have a mouth on her butt.